Bad English

The managers at work are so inept it's legendary. Yesterday they gave us a script that wasn't even correct English. Instead of "how may I direct your call?," I was told to say "May I direct your call?" This was by the sales mgr., who is in so over her head that she drowned two months ago and doesn't know enough to shut up and die already.

May I direct your call?

Yes.

Now what? I don't know where to direct it. It's moronic. I said, "that's not correct English," and refused to say it. One of the other mgrs. told me that it was fine to say "how my I correct your call." Thanks for letting me speak my native language. I am an English teacher!

Morons! I'm surrounded my clueless tools!