One Flew Over the Dodo's Nest

Obviously, the world is flat.

Well, I no longer work at the Dodo House. It's a blessing. My boss was a nut job with OCD. And he just didn't like me. I surpassed my numbers significantly this month. It was awesome. It was all I could do to not laugh. I've never worked for a company that was this badly managed or lied to me so much. It was all bull shit. From the very beginning.

Sometime in 2015, they will go out of business. 

So, now I file for unemployment and look for a new job, in many states. 

But I need a cat. It doesn't seem real to live in this house without a cat.

It's a new day. And I'm ready to be free of such assholes. Plus, It's not over, because I learned Obeah (voodoo) in Jamaica.