Letters to Spain

“The defeat is impossible to explain. I don’t have words. Normally we are stronger in defence but today we were weaker there... and everywhere.”
-Vicente Bosque, Spanish Head Coach


Dear Spain,

Heard you were on the ass-end of an ass kicking. Note to self: You should probably start someone other than Iker Casillas to be your keeper. He looked awful in the Champions League Final. Why not start De Gea (Ex- Atletico Madrid keeper.

Best

Jota

Holy shit! I just went to El Pais, the Madrid newspaper, to get a football pic, and saw that the EU is giving Spain 100 Bn to save their financial system. 

(Reuters) - Euro zone finance ministers agreed on Saturday to lend Spain up to 100 billion euros (80.7 billion pounds) to shore up its teetering banks and Madrid said it would specify precisely how much it needs once independent audits report in just over a week.

                                 Van Persie scores a 17 foot header, longest in World Cup History, for NED

Holy shit! And Spain's moral will spiral even farther if they don't lift the World Cup again.

The following is based on an actual conversation:

Vicky: I'm leaving Madrid and going back to the UK

Spanish Friend: But why would would you ever leave Spain? It's the greatest country in the world.

Vicky: What a bunch of shite.


They think Spain is the best country in the world because they had finally won a World Cup. Everyone between the ages of 20 - 30 will have to leave Spain in order to get a job. 

Maybe it's better that they live in a dreamworld. Because if they ever wake up - that's when the real nightmare begins.