Chris Christie and Bridgegate

In all seriousness, who the fuck would name their kid Christopher James Christie? You have to have the imagination of a goldfish to do that. Or you got knocked up by accident and hate the kid before he's even born.

Actually, theory 2 might explain why he's such a bully. 

Well, he can say adios to his 2016 presidential bid. Even if he gets the nomination (remember, the GOP did actually give the nomination to Romney) he'll never win the election. I doubt CC would have gotten it, but certainly not after this.

Imagine; 

PRESIDENT CHRISTIE: The president of India made a joke about how much currie I ate. We are at DEFCON 1. Nuke them!

SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: But sir, is this really a reason to go to war? Nuclear war?

PRESIDENT CHRISTIE: Don't make me go all Bon Jovi on your ass. Just do it!

I have three scenarios where I go over Niagara Falls in barrel. Chris Christie becoming president is one of them.

Another Tricky Day

It's just another tricky day for you, fella
-The Who

Bloody hell! Working the night shift is messing me up. By the time I adjust, I'll be back to the morning on Friday. 

But it is a means to end.



The End = "Bite my shiny metal ass, I quit."

THURSDAY

So many things to do! Pay bills, get flu shot (finally), call about info to get my teaching accredidation, dig up that body I buried before they start construction on said site in Feb., and then work the night shift. Oh, yeah - and buy some new socks.

PS. Chris Christie, YOU SUCK!

Like Old Times

                                                                                                                   CHEERS!

To ATT Uverse for getting BeIn Sports so that I can watch Spanish Football. For the past 18 months I have not been able to watch Atletico Madrid because so many (ignorant) Americans want to boycott Al Jazeera (who owns BeIn) because they link it with Al Quaeda. Al Jazeera is a legitimate news source. They also show sports, which is how I watched football the weekend I was in Morocco. 

JEERS!

To Rush Limbaugh for saying that the polar vortex is a liberal media fabrication. This is a man who debunks evolution for creationism. 

My response to Limbaugh is this;

A) I am miniscule part of the liberal media. But overall, we are very few. Limbaugh has 3x any other talk show's rating, which means the USA is ignorant in jaw droppingly proportions.

B) RUSH is one of the best bands in the world and he is not worthy of the name. 

C) Suck my Limballs. 

Night Shift

Back on the night shift for the next 3 days. I loathe the night shift. Actually, I hate my job in general. 

But the good news is that I interviewed for a job as a server in a restaurant that is opening down the street in Ansonia yesterday. I'll find out more next week but the interview went well. 

TMI

I was on the phone with a women the other day who was concerned about using a lot of chemicals in our tubs. I told her that ours used minimal chemicals and that you could also choose an ozonator. She told me she also had to be careful of the PH in her tub due to "parts of her female anatomy." 

The day I quit can't come soon enough.

The most wonderful time of the year, part I

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Marshawn Lynch goes  67 yards against the Saints in 2011 in the Wild Card round. 

KC blew a 28 point lead to Indy. Unreal! I picked KC. 

NO is leading PHI 13 - 7 in the 3rd. I picked Philly but hope NO wins so that the Seahawks play them (and not division rival, SF next week.)

The 1st game was very entertaining. This second one is a snore.

NO just went up 20 - 7. 
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Also - it's so cold. It was 0℉ when I went to work this morning. Last night it was -9℉ with the wind chill. Tonight it is a balmy 10℉. Lovely. It will be 42℉ mañana, a veritable heat wave. Maybe I'll go kayaking on Lake Zoar. Then again, I guess it will still be frozen.

After Further Inspection...

After further review:

1. Snow sucks. Go Away. No one around here likes you!
2. My job at Hubba Hubba Hot Tubs will lull me into a coma if I do not leave soon.
3. It's so cold I wore my fuzzy pajamas over my jeans to shovel. I am a fashion paper plate.
4. If the Winter Olympics happen in Sochi, Russia, does anyone else but Russia watch it (especially on a 7 hour time delay?)
5. The three year movement by the right in the US to further restrict abortion = batshit crazy.

NOR' EASTER

Another nor' easter. It's sad when weather has more significant events in the course of a year than i do. 

Headed out of work today at 6pm. Who knows if i'll get to work mañana at 11am. Who cares? Not me. 

It's 4F. That's -15C! That is insanely cold. The wind is howling. With the windchill it's like -9F or -23C!

I found these poor guys in the driveway.